Today I'm sharing tid-bits of local small town "Wacko News!"
These are true stories. Nothing is made up.
On March 23, 2017, police responded to Burger King where two men caused a disturbance because they said, "Their food was not as fresh as requested." The men demanded that a cook "re-cook" the food, but she refused. They were offered a refund, which they refused. Police were summoned because two men caused a disturbance. They were issued permanent trespass warnings for Burger King.
On March 25, 2017 police responded to an address where someone had ransacked the center console and glove compartment of a vehicle parked in their driveway and stole a 9 mm pistol and a magazine with 15 rounds of ammunition. The owner wasn't sure whether the vehicle had been locked or not.
On March 27, 2017 police responded to an address where a white Lincoln pick-up truck had been stolen from a driveway after the victim had left it unlocked with the keys inside.
On March 17, 2017 a female resident was issued an order to appear in court for allowing her cat to cross a city street unsupervised and unrestrained and to enter onto her neighbors property.
On March 18, 2017, a woman was arrested on several charges related to assault & battery. According to witnesses, the woman was seen speeding through a parking lot with 3 children in the vehicle and her van struck a truck while she was trying to run over someone during a dispute and kicking a police officer in the leg.
Okay, here's some wise rules for life:
1) Always, always remove valuables like purses,money, jewelry, cell phones, guns and ammo from any vehicle you leave parked outside and be sure to lock it up!
2) Don't try and imitate things you see on T.V. shows, like chasing people with cars or hitting people with stuff!
3) Be sure you know your town/city/county's lease laws for pets, so you don't end up in court!